Inmaculada Concepción

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This is a funny one.   First all, at age sixty, it would be a medical miracle to find myself pregnant.  If for some reason, I woke up and found out that I was pregnant, I would go into the witness protection program.  There is no way I could face my family and friends. Second it would make the news because it would have to be an immaculate conception as well.  I have not had a sexual partner in over a year….  I have prayed for a way to make it on Dr. Phil  and become an overnight session like the homeless man, Ted Williams.  So to answer this question truthfully, if I were pregnant,  I would not know what to do!!!!! Help!!!!!  

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